• DrPop@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Make me the press secretary. I’ll lie long enough to get them comfortable, then when it’s most damaging to the administration I’ll tell the truth.

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      22 days ago

      I don’t think any of them get any real truth to tell. Kegsbreath goes and tells the blonde spokeshead of the minute to tell the press that the operation was a complete success and we won the war in the first minute. It’s not like she has the actual military reports in front of her she’s lying from.