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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·3 个月前I say we put garlic round his neck and a stake in his heart to ensure he never comes back.
minus-squarefonix232@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 个月前And just for good measure, have someone shit on his grave every 3 to 6 hours.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 个月前I’ll gladly eat nothing but Taylor Farms lettuce for a week before that pilgrimage. Get a nasty case of trumporrhea to shit all over his grave
minus-squarehuppakee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前I bet there’ll be more than enough people willing to shit on his grave
minus-squareDrusas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 个月前Spread the parts around the world and toss some into space. You can never be too careful.
minus-squareEnekk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前Apparently a brick in the mouth is what’s needed to prevent vampires from rising again. Or maybe a blade over the neck. Honestly, let’s compile a complete list and try them all just to be sure.
minus-squarematlag@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 个月前I hope your aim is good. That’s a tiny target!
I say we put garlic round his neck and a stake in his heart to ensure he never comes back.
And just for good measure, have someone shit on his grave every 3 to 6 hours.
I’ll gladly eat nothing but Taylor Farms lettuce for a week before that pilgrimage. Get a nasty case of trumporrhea to shit all over his grave
I bet there’ll be more than enough people willing to shit on his grave
Spread the parts around the world and toss some into space. You can never be too careful.
Apparently a brick in the mouth is what’s needed to prevent vampires from rising again. Or maybe a blade over the neck. Honestly, let’s compile a complete list and try them all just to be sure.
Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul.
I hope your aim is good. That’s a tiny target!