MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 months agoYou wouldn't eat a lobster... if you could fuck it insteadlemmy.todayimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1125arrow-down1imageYou wouldn't eat a lobster... if you could fuck it insteadlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square58fedilinkfile-text
I didn’t jerk off a crab.