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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前
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  • null@slrpnk.net
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    Yes you are.

    • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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      2 年前

      Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then …

      NO U!!1!!!

      We done?

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        Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said.

        Nobody’s going to believe it though.

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          Have a nice day.

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            Better luck next time.

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              To each their own. :p

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                That’s not relevant.

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                  That’s not relevant.

                  Relevance is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it “Name checks out”?

                  I’m never quite sure how to end these “who gets the last word” arguments.

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                    Yeah, you don’t strike me as particularly good at arguing.

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