This is reality

laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus · 1 个月前

why not get a husband? similar interests right?

forkDestroyer@infosec.pub · 1 个月前

One of my best relationships was with a woman who enjoyed sex, movies, and videogames as much as I did. They’re out there.

Nima@leminal.space · edit-2 1 个月前

points to self yes, we are. we’re just kinda busy romancing Halsin in BG3 for the 47th time.

forkDestroyer@infosec.pub · 1 个月前

BG3 has decent enough multiplayer NO EXCUSES! :-3

Nima@leminal.space · 1 个月前

listen we can’t both fuck Halsi-

oh! wait! he’s poly! we absolutely can 🥰

halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 1 个月前

It’s always the bear.

Nima@leminal.space · 1 个月前

🐻😉

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

So, uhhh, what happened to that relationship?

forkDestroyer@infosec.pub · 1 个月前

We had different long term goals and parted ways mutually.

ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 个月前

(turns out she didn’t appreciate the destruction of cutlery and went off to set up a hospital for damaged forks)

forkDestroyer@infosec.pub · 1 个月前

I forgot my username for a second and had a pretty good laugh once I put 2 and 2 together hahahahhahaa

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 1 个月前

Fuck it. Get two. Every night is boys night!

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 个月前

Boys night, and you can take turns being spit roasted.

That’s pure communism.

SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 1 个月前

That’s pure communism.

Exactly what Marx would have wanted o7

bold_omi@lemmy.today · 1 个月前

👍