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𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 年前

You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

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You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

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𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 年前
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    One dreads the recoil.

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      Does one?

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      It’ll make your prostate explode in multiple ways!

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        The soldier died.

        “That’s bad!”

        But he nutted quite strongly before the end.

        “That’s good!”

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          Is this a reference to that selena gomez skit?

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            Yes.

            And by yes I mean no. Simpsons Halloween episode reference

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        Explode in ecstasy.

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      One pays extra for the recoil.

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      I’m more concerned about the heat

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        One round shouldn’t be that bad. This is a future feature the people will pay for!

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      If they switched to PCP .25 they could make this fully auto and legal.

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      Two, as well.

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