I am just waiting for the day we find out there is a new Penile Length& Girth Requirement so that Secretary Hegseth finally gets the military he wants and deserves.
And soldiers will be required to run into battle pants-less. Sporting their hard, raging boners, to strike fear and despair into the enemy just from the sight of the pure, throbbing manliness
I am just waiting for the day we find out there is a new Penile Length& Girth Requirement so that Secretary Hegseth finally gets the military he wants and deserves.
And soldiers will be required to run into battle pants-less. Sporting their hard, raging boners, to strike fear and despair into the enemy just from the sight of the pure, throbbing manliness
Giving the term, “slippery slope” a whole new, semen-inspired meaning!
Pete does boner inspections on every base he visits. Viagra is mixed into the food.
To be real though it seems a bit invasive for the government to control the hormones in your body