The Onion is truly redundant

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    6 days ago

    I am just waiting for the day we find out there is a new Penile Length& Girth Requirement so that Secretary Hegseth finally gets the military he wants and deserves.

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      And soldiers will be required to run into battle pants-less. Sporting their hard, raging boners, to strike fear and despair into the enemy just from the sight of the pure, throbbing manliness

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      5 days ago

      Pete does boner inspections on every base he visits. Viagra is mixed into the food.

      To be real though it seems a bit invasive for the government to control the hormones in your body