• MrSmith@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    A lot of short kings don’t have this issue.

    If you’re a taller dude, not only do you get backsplash on the floor, but on your legs as well.

    You either have to piss straight into the water which is just an obnoxious sound, or you piss on the porcelain and get backsplash.

    If you dont believe me, pour some water into a cup normally, and pour some water into a cup from 30cm higher.

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      2 days ago

      Totally. Which highlights another aspect of seated superiority: effort. Peeing while seated is absolutely fool proof. Absolutely no focus required. Why concentrate when you can day dream? And it never goes wrong. You’re never surprised. Post sex, drunk, in complete darkness, tou never miss, ever.