Pinot is stored in the balls.
PissWine is stored in the ballsThat’s a new use of the word “elegant” that I was unfamiliar with.
Scroll further down the page to learn that it’s on sale for €69.
How do you get the wine into that thing?
Sounding
650 ml? Most bottles are 750, they couldve made the balls a bit larger. It wouldve looked better and held more wine.
That wine’s gonna taste like ass
Surely it will taste more phallic
Sure, if you’re boring
I know what I’m getting for my next bachelorette party (or at least recommending it to my wife to give)
I was given this decanter as a present. It is so hard to clean but it’s a show stopper for sure.
If your piss is red you need to see a doctor
If your genitals are transparent and made of glass, doubly so.
Now you can deepthroat directly without tasting it.
Booting Intoxication and shards of glass in the ass… Here we go!
Cradle the balls.








