• Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    You’re the one who brought it up, I was just yes anding you. My kink is when your mother sticks her tongue up my ass and jerks me off like I’m a trombone, but you don’t see me plastering it all over lemmy.

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      3 days ago

      You’re the one who brought it up

      Ahh, you have the memory of a goldfish. No wonder your mom kept saying you were such a disappointment.

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        3 days ago

        Your mom would beg to differ.

        Goldfish sounds better than whatever the fuck animal you have the memory of. Some sort of insect? An amoeba?