Me: looks outside Capitalism: still exists Me: “dam, it didn’t work”
Thank you, it worked!
A second after reading the post, captain announced in the loudspeaker that we are ready for takeoff (plane was already delayed by 2 hours)
Edit: I was wrong, there is a problem again. I’m requesting my upvode and “thank you” back
So he’s dead?
Thanks for the cock pic, just what I needed
It’s a nice cock, too. Perfect size and shape.
The only cock pic I’ve been grateful for
Praise be
What if I don’t want it to be lifted?
Here, I’ll save you.

well, that’s ok. a chicken on the beach is probably the beginning of another one anyway.
nah, a cock on the beach generally heralds the start of another good day.
just got done with a week of beach camping and those dawns are the best
Eh too sandy
Too bad. This post demands it.
Thx Mr. Chiken
dammit i cocked it up and now have two curses.
they’re named lady meows and goober
Oh shit, finally. Thanks for lifting that curse off me!
The chicken god smiles upon you!
Somehow the chicken makes it more believable










