I remember someone saying in the first term that “If he took a shit at the Resolute Desk they’d still defend him.”
Then it literally happened. And they did.
Always be aware of ricochet and scatter distances.
One saved baby doesn’t undo all the children he raped or the ones he sold to be raped by others.
If Trump raped a baby on live television, live streamed for the entire world to see, MAGAts would still be protecting a pedophile and try to rationalize it.
If Trump was in a building in fire, he would shit himself, waddle out on his widdle stumpy legs, make an unhinged post on truth blaming Obama for migrant fires, shit himself again, and the go eat a McDonald’s
If Democrats didn’t suck so hard and people weren’t scared of something other than the two we wouldn’t have to care
What I find really interesting is that the MAGA type are literally incapable of defending Trump on his own merits, they always resort to some sort of logical fallacy that deflects, distracts, or misinterprets. It implies that they are in some degree aware that Trump is indefensible, but they defend him anyway because they’re brain dead and their entire ethos is built around dishonesty.
Don’t forget the racism. Dishonesty and racism.
Because he would have set the house on fire himself 5 minutes prior
Yeah I’d still be mad about the pedophilia and dismantling of the constitution and the fascism and corruption.
You wouldn’t?!
They aren’t fake, they are conspiracy theories fuelled by ketamine.
And even in the hypothetical, he was trying to molest the baby and he was the one who set the house on fire
Of course liberals are going to be mad, hes just going to rape it.
If Trump went into a burning building the heat would react with the bronzer and he would be laminated into immobility. Not that there’s any chance the coward would be anywhere near the fire.
No, he would kick the shit out of that fire. And then give it $300 billion.
They are not fake. They are fairy-tales.
Trump raped babies and Republicans still love him. So…





