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minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·4 months agoI don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot. Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…
minus-squareManticore@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·4 months agoAccidentally used my right foot, now a father of five
minus-squareGripenGal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoCondoms prevent more things than pregnancy…
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoAnd which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?
minus-squarerestingOface@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoAlready have that. At this point, I’m more concerned about athlete’s ass.
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoOk, that one is probably true
minus-squarethespcicifcocean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoJust be sure to wear a flip flop and you’ll probably be fine
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoOf all shoe styles… Flip flops are probably the least safe…
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agosafer than track cleats by a mile
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI can do the where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoDisqualified from causing pregnancy… WIN!!!
With enough lube… And condoms
I don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot.
Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…
Accidentally used my right foot, now a father of five
Condoms prevent more things than pregnancy…
And which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?
athlete’s foot.
Already have that. At this point, I’m more concerned about athlete’s ass.
Ok, that one is probably true
Just be sure to wear a flip flop and you’ll probably be fine
Of all shoe styles… Flip flops are probably the least safe…
safer than track cleats by a mile
depends on how flexible you are.
I can do the where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?
oooooh sorry that disqualifies you
Disqualified from causing pregnancy… WIN!!!