• PenguinJuice@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    This haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too.

    And maybe even a dick.

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      2 years ago

      Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.

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        2 years ago

        “Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!”

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      2 years ago

      The spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don’t just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.