He’s also not vegan, but that’s another accusation his opposition is using. Because I guess there’s nothing Texans hate more than (checks notes) … tofu?
All he would have to say is “I’m not. I just really fucking love beans” and a photo of him in a canned beans meme and all the young voters would vote for him.
He actually came out and said that as an 8th generation Texan, he LOVES Barbecue. He should do a campaign ad where he chows down on some sloppy ribs, and make those MAGAs wonder about what else their leaders are lying about.
To them, it’s supposed to be “emasculating” (a concept that only makes sense if you think being a man is a fragile state that is conditional on behaviour, and can be revoked by other people but not by the very individual).
He’s not.
He’s also not vegan, but that’s another accusation his opposition is using. Because I guess there’s nothing Texans hate more than (checks notes) … tofu?
All he would have to say is “I’m not. I just really fucking love beans” and a photo of him in a canned beans meme and all the young voters would vote for him.
I was already planning on voting for him, but if he did the “Baked Beans” sketch from WKUK, I’d have to vote for him even harder
He actually came out and said that as an 8th generation Texan, he LOVES Barbecue. He should do a campaign ad where he chows down on some sloppy ribs, and make those MAGAs wonder about what else their leaders are lying about.
To them, it’s supposed to be “emasculating” (a concept that only makes sense if you think being a man is a fragile state that is conditional on behaviour, and can be revoked by other people but not by the very individual).
They’d call him the F-word, but even MAGAs know you can’t say that anymore.