My entire business is turning gasoline into the money I need to live, f350 work truck included. Got really lucky finding a 5.4 in the 1 ton frame, 25 years old, and it’s still an absolute dog on fuel. And now I also have the shame of people thinking the truck is because my dick is little, which I feel any time I don’t have equipment on a trailer. At least I kept the Subaru for groceries?
You may be able to offset that judgement by keeping your truck slathered in mud and always having at least five ladders hanging off it. Says, “Shut up, I actually use this!”
Honestly just having the bed be dinged and/or dirty is plenty to me.
It’s absurd the number of trucks I’ve seen where the bed liner looks brand new, never used, on a 5-10 YO vehicle. No body damage, not even a scuff on the tailgate.
Sure it IS possible to regularly use a truck as a truck and be so careful as to not cause any damage, but it’s incredibly unlikely.
Sticker that says you got the smallest engine you could this isn’t about your dick you really use it for work or join in and get one saying your dickreally is that small confuse us
My entire business is turning gasoline into the money I need to live, f350 work truck included. Got really lucky finding a 5.4 in the 1 ton frame, 25 years old, and it’s still an absolute dog on fuel. And now I also have the shame of people thinking the truck is because my dick is little, which I feel any time I don’t have equipment on a trailer. At least I kept the Subaru for groceries?
You may be able to offset that judgement by keeping your truck slathered in mud and always having at least five ladders hanging off it. Says, “Shut up, I actually use this!”
Bed is full of mulch and tools, does that count?
Honestly just having the bed be dinged and/or dirty is plenty to me.
It’s absurd the number of trucks I’ve seen where the bed liner looks brand new, never used, on a 5-10 YO vehicle. No body damage, not even a scuff on the tailgate.
Sure it IS possible to regularly use a truck as a truck and be so careful as to not cause any damage, but it’s incredibly unlikely.
No one cares about old trucks, and very few people are hating on them here
Its the new pavement princesses catching the smoke here, and intentionally blowing it in peoples faces irl
That’s good because I can hardly drive it around how frequently something or other breaks. Hood latch return spring was the culprit this morning.
Sticker that says you got the smallest engine you could this isn’t about your dick you really use it for work or join in and get one saying your dickreally is that small confuse us
Dick is tiny, but unrelated to my need for the truck.
Oh yes do both say like my dick is so small I don’t even need this truck to tell you that I just needed it for work
Actually did see a sticker on someone’s truck that said “#smolppgng.” The self awareness was refreshing.