Hell yeah. And depending on the bug, I might want him there. House centipede? Join me for a hangout. Spider? You do your thing, catch some bugs I DON’T want in my house if there are any plz. Spider in the shower? I’m getting the cup, lil dude—can’t have you above me when I’m nekkid. Ants? Fuck off and die. Dragonfly? How are you even in here?! You need to go live your life being beautiful but if you wanna see me set up server stuff for a few hours. Woms? …is worms bugs?
Quick edit: cockroaches would get the gas or whatever would get rid of them if they existed here, but I’m glad they don’t. Also I wish for an immediate permanent genocide to bedbugs but I’ve never had them in real life. I hope I never am in a room with a bedbug.
I moved to a place with bedbugs (I was unaware at the time and furious when the landlord was nonchalant about “oh, yeah, they’re a problem”)
I am glad you’ve never had to go through the trauma of bed bugs. They were a bug I broke my “put outside and don’t torture” rule for. I had enough I was able to capture multiple and throw them in jars with different things to see if anything affected them. Rubbing alcohol was insanely good at killing them
Hell yeah. And depending on the bug, I might want him there. House centipede? Join me for a hangout. Spider? You do your thing, catch some bugs I DON’T want in my house if there are any plz. Spider in the shower? I’m getting the cup, lil dude—can’t have you above me when I’m nekkid. Ants? Fuck off and die. Dragonfly? How are you even in here?! You need to go live your life being beautiful but if you wanna see me set up server stuff for a few hours. Woms? …is worms bugs?
Quick edit: cockroaches would get the gas or whatever would get rid of them if they existed here, but I’m glad they don’t. Also I wish for an immediate permanent genocide to bedbugs but I’ve never had them in real life. I hope I never am in a room with a bedbug.
I moved to a place with bedbugs (I was unaware at the time and furious when the landlord was nonchalant about “oh, yeah, they’re a problem”)
I am glad you’ve never had to go through the trauma of bed bugs. They were a bug I broke my “put outside and don’t torture” rule for. I had enough I was able to capture multiple and throw them in jars with different things to see if anything affected them. Rubbing alcohol was insanely good at killing them