Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWait, I thought Venezuelans were illegals? Does this mean they are legal immigrants now?lemmy.caimagemessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1585arrow-down14
arrow-up1581arrow-down1imageWait, I thought Venezuelans were illegals? Does this mean they are legal immigrants now?lemmy.caWashedupcynic@lemmy.ca to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square83fedilink
minus-squareThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 months agoRepublicans: “Congrats Venezuela, you are now America’s 51st state! Go be Americans!” Venezuela: “Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks.” Republicans: “No! Not like that!!”
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoHah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what’s happening in Palestine.
minus-squareisleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoThe former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.
minus-squareDoc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months ago*laughs in Puerto Rican*
minus-squareWeydemeyer@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months ago two Democrat senators They would elect two PSUV senators. It would be kinda cool to have two senators who would get up there and denounce Bernie Sanders as a reactionary.
minus-squareBig_Boss_77@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agogerrymandering intensifies, most of Venezuela’s congressional districts are now in Texas
minus-squareMisterD@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThis is why Porto Rico is not a state already and why Venezuela or Canada won’t be states. They would become PR #2 and PR #3
Republicans: “Congrats Venezuela, you are now America’s 51st state! Go be Americans!”
Venezuela: “Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks.”
Republicans: “No! Not like that!!”
Hah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what’s happening in Palestine.
The former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.
*laughs in Puerto Rican*
They would elect two PSUV senators. It would be kinda cool to have two senators who would get up there and denounce Bernie Sanders as a reactionary.
gerrymandering intensifies, most of Venezuela’s congressional districts are now in Texas
This is why Porto Rico is not a state already and why Venezuela or Canada won’t be states. They would become PR #2 and PR #3