CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前I only date virginslemmy.worldimagemessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up1830arrow-down119
arrow-up1811arrow-down1imageI only date virginslemmy.worldCultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前message-square107fedilink
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down1·edit-22 个月前The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·2 个月前The old “saving up for marriage”
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·2 个月前I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 个月前 it probably turns to curd or cheese Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
minus-squareShellofbiomatter@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 个月前No worries, that can be used instead of butter to make sandwiches
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前Is dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!
minus-squareMongostein@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 个月前No no, it’s the microplastics in our balls that make us shoot airsoft pellets
minus-squareRogueBanana@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 个月前What’s the expiration period on that?
The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?
The old “saving up for marriage”
I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
No worries, that can be used instead of butter to make sandwiches
Is dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!
No no, it’s the microplastics in our balls that make us shoot airsoft pellets
What’s the expiration period on that?
Most seem to go around 70-80.