Those are not the nuts I want near or in my chocolate.
preparation for “protein” products
You’ve heard of the Snickers bar dick vein, now get ready for…
Is there anything more beautiful than veins on a erect penis?
Should be white chocolate
“No, the name ‘Milka’ doesn’t refer to milk, why do you ask?”
“When we said our chocolate was orgasmic and we want it to portray that to the customer this wasn’t what we meant… Try again, this time the feeling we’re aiming for is that our chocolate is titillating. Why are you smirking?”
I’m not putting my lips on that.
“Dude I said German chocolate. How the fuck did you hear sperm in?”
Could it be a weird type of training. You eat a tasty candy with the little critters overwhelming your mouth. And suddenly the real thing doesn’t taste so bad.
