Can’t wait for my stocks in truth social to skyrocket and my trump phone to arrive. Also, anyone interested in NTFs of trump in a firefighter suit?
Say again? Can’t hear you through my sneakers
Golden sneakers*
Sadly that garbage will be worth money like Hitler memorabilia.
Did anyone check Trumps pockets?? No?? Oh okay.
“Trump Still Does Business The Way He Has Always Done Business” is not news.
…of other people’s money
Pays himself to manage it, and gives his contractors over inflated contracts that kick back money to him personally no doubt.
If he even pays the contractors… he’s famous for shafting the help.
He cheats everyone he figures he can get away with cheating. With his sleazy east coast fixers and greasy lawyers those he can’t cheat is limited to some organized crime and intelligence agencies it appears.
Meanwhile, his and his family’s net worth has skyrocketed.
He is a very smart business man.
That’s Really his brand.
Nobody loses money like trump
Bailout inbound in 3…2…
His best overall in losing
Most likely the only individual that can take sole credit for bankrupting a casino. That is a very special type of talent. A toddler with Tourette’s and ADHD could at least keep that on track.
Pro tip: don’t check the couch cushions without proper PPE.
All you’re gonna find there is the VP’s PP
It’s not illegal to be bad at business. In fact it’s somewhat rewarding.






