FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 days agoNeed a AI updatediscuss.onlineimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down12file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareBrewchin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 days agoA battery-powered electric knife (itself not a bad evolution of an existing technology) that provides the manufacturers with the options of remote bricking, subscription and forced obsolescence. The future suuuuucks.
minus-squareJakylla@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 days agoif(payment == false) { blade.sharpness = 0; handle.confort = -2; reflection.displayAdd(); } else if(updated == true) { blade.sharpness = 4; handle.confort = 3; } else { blade.sharpness = 3; handle.confort = 2; speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3"); }
A battery-powered electric knife (itself not a bad evolution of an existing technology) that provides the manufacturers with the options of remote bricking, subscription and forced obsolescence. The future suuuuucks.
if(payment == false) { blade.sharpness = 0; handle.confort = -2; reflection.displayAdd(); } else if(updated == true) { blade.sharpness = 4; handle.confort = 3; } else { blade.sharpness = 3; handle.confort = 2; speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3"); }