Truly a man of science, covered in and excreting all the various fluids he can find.
Welp I’m gonna need to buy another cat, and this one is going to be to guard the household’s penises from the government while we sleep. Can’t believe I’d be writing that sentence again
I can’t get over the fact that through every one of these weird ass stories of his, his children are patiently waiting in the car. Patiently. Children patiently waiting in the car. While their dad mutilates the corpses of animals. Yeah I’m sure they were real fucking patient.
I have a feeling he took the kids and made that a teachable moment. See kids, we cut Mr. Raccoon’ pee pee, then at home we clean it up and we’ll have a nice baculum we can put in the living room with the rest.
Whatever you grow up with is normal to a child.
Yup! I thought everyone grew up with a polycule of cool grandpas. My initially homophobic but eventually learned better father was mortified.
A polycule is an interconnected network of people in polyamorous relationships, forming a “relationship molecule” or web. It includes partners, their other partners (metamours), and extended connections, ranging from tight-knit, cohabitating groups to loose networks. Polycules often share emotional support and responsibilities, thriving on communication and intentional connection.
like most of these ancient vampires, aren’t his children adults?
And yet somehow the least craziest thing he’s done… so far…
That we know of
In the future we will undoubtedly gain much more from a posthumous study of RFK Jr than he ever gleaned from that raccoon and its member.
Is the study to measure the pleasure derived from pissing on his grave?
Probably more useful to study the damage that can be caused by a dead worm to brain tissue.
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A strange dude.
