I do this with one of my supervisors. He’s extremely annoyable and I’ll just ask him stupid shit like “can we joust with the electrical shopping carts?” or “would you be a tree frog or a toad? I think I’d be a toad.”
once he just stopped talking to me for the entire night lol
I once created him in Tamagotchi Life for the 3ds and he fell in love with Charlie kirk
I thought you were maybe just shitposting when you posted about it some time ago… 🥲
And yes, yes it is. Lots of prostitutes and Johns in this world, though.
omggg u remember that?
that was my first ever post on asklemmy on my first ever account🥹 when i was 13 & i asked my dad about it and he said that when you’re filthy rich it’s normal and expected to have hot mistresses like my mom
Surely that post wasn’t that long ago…
You’re uhh interesting, and that makes you memorable! But yeah, crazy story. 😅
You lead an interesting life, to say the least. So your mother is a mistress? Or was at the time?
my mom is the “mistress” of many men, short and long term
my dad says that in the world of business sex is one of the most valuable informal currencies, lol
OH. I thought you more common. Your dad makes you a rarity. Still I’m gonna double down on therapy or psychedelics with a trusted friend( not a boyfriend ). You have thoughts to express that are bubbling up into social media.
Hello. I’d like to order

Yup, someone went there.
It could also just be that your parents are polyamorous and don’t know how to have that conversation with you. I have friends who have lots of short and long term partners that aren’t in the business world at all, they’re just poly. And honestly, poly is nice cuz you can get your needs met even if your primary partner isn’t into that.
Not if they’re talking about it like that. I’d be pissed if a partner or metamour was talking about it like that
It’s a very fine line between something like that, and outright prostitution.
There is no line, it is literal prostitution.
This explains so much. It also means you may be real and your parents accidentally tied your self worth to your sexuality and $ which… Therapy, I’ve known people like you, go. Or at the very least trip balls with some good friends
Oh, your mom doing that and not you. That can be read differently
according to her it’s not the same thing
Your mom is lying to herself.
Hotwife is a legitimate kink. It can be useful as well as satisfying.
When used to further business interests it is prostitution, not being a hotwife.
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Would she be sleeping with them otherwise?




