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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Pee and Poop in Your Car While Driving at 100 km/h to be Possible

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Pee and Poop in Your Car While Driving at 100 km/h to be Possible

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Aito vehicles' manufacturer Seres patents hidden in-car toilet design, sparking debates
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Aito maker Seres Auto granted patent for seat-mounted retractable toilet.
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    I’m going to take their designs and patent a complementary system that expells the waste at vehicles behind you like a James Bond Q gadget.

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    I knew, one day, the concept car world would come back to life.

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    Why is it limited to only 100kph? I demand higher speed automobile defecation.

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    There’s been times I’ve wanted something like this when stuck in a bad traffic jam

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    I can’t visualize the size of the cabin required for this seat. Will it also include a switch to make all of your windows opaque when you use it? This very much just feels like that episode of Doctor who where all those fuckers are stuck in traffic for their entire lives.

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    the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?

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    Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!

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    This is the innovation that deserves VC funding

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      It doesn’t use any AI. Not sure the VCs will be interested.

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        Think of the enshittification-adjacent opportunities though!

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    i want this, but also with a functionality to transform these resources into fuel

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    wasn’t there an episode in which Karl Pilkington was going on and on about how practical it would be to have a toilet seat under the driver and Ricky Gervais was grilling him for it

    edit, yes ☞ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2aKk0OLuc : Karl Pilkignton and The Shit Car
    podcasts (radio shows?) were much funnier without the animation

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      Came here for this. Yes that visionary, KP, came up with this 20 years ago.

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    I just want a small duct to an underbody venturi nozzle that gently evacuates farts

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      https://xcmag.com/product/xcpee-base-kit/

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    Itt; shy poopers fantasize that this will ever catch on.

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    Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.

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        WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBS

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        Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.

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      speed maybe. but acceleration too?

      what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?

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        My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.

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        If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.

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