“The last 10 years of Donald Trump worming his way into our brains have been weird,” said Stephen Colbert on Tuesday evening. “But yesterday might have been the weirdest weird that ever weirded. And I’ll just let this actual 100% real, we did not make this up or change this footage in any way, CSpan report sum up the times we’re living in.”

Colbert then played a clip of CSpan reporting that Trump took questions outside the White House after having McDonald’s delivered via the food delivery app DoorDash. Trump talked about a number of topics, including the war in Iran and a controversial AI-generated image he posted to Truth Social that depicted him as Jesus.

“Even CSpan can’t make that sound normal,” the Late Show host said. “If you just woke up from a coma and that report was the first thing you saw, you’d ask the doctor to put you back in.”

In a rare move, Trump has since deleted the image, but “the damage has been done”, with even some staunch supporters now wondering if he’s the Antichrist, at least according to a report from Wired. “It’s an interesting theological question,” said Colbert. “Who are any of us to judge whether – yes, yes he is.”

Over the weekend, Trump also posted a long message on Truth Social criticizing Pope Leo XIV, calling him “weak” and a “loser”.

“Why would you start a beef with the pope?” Colbert wondered, as according to a new NBC poll, Pope Leo leads most public figures in the US in approval ratings. “It’s gotta piss Trump off to learn that the most popular guy on the planet lives in a palace dripping with gold and wears an insane hat and it’s not him.”

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_the_United_States

    Eligibility

    Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the Constitution sets three qualifications for holding the presidency. To serve as president, one must:

    • be a natural-born citizen of the United States;
    • be at least 35 years old;
    • be a resident in the United States for at least 14 years.[126]

    A person who meets the above qualifications would still be disqualified from holding the office of president under any of the following conditions:

    • Under Article I, Section 3, Clause 7, having been impeached, convicted and disqualified from holding further public office, although there is some legal debate as to whether the disqualification clause also includes the presidential office: the only previous persons disqualified under this clause were three federal judges.[127][128]
    • Under Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment, no person who swore an oath to support the Constitution, and later rebelled against the United States, is eligible to hold any office. However, this disqualification can be lifted by a two-thirds vote of each house of Congress.[129] There is, again, some debate as to whether the clause as written allows disqualification from the presidential position, or whether it would first require litigation outside of Congress, although there is precedent for use of this amendment outside of the original intended purpose of excluding Confederates from public office after the Civil War.[130]
    • Under the Twenty-second Amendment, no person can be elected president more than twice. The amendment also specifies that if any eligible person serves as president or acting president for more than two years of a term for which some other eligible person was elected president, the former can only be elected president once.[131][132]

    So, going down the list:

    • Pope Leo XIV was apparently born in Chicago, so he meets the natural-born citizen requirement.

    • Pope Leo XIV was born in 1955, so he’s 70 and meets the 35 years of age requirement.

    • It looks like, checking other sources, that the 14 year resident is just a requirement for cumulative residency over one’s life. Unless he has other things he did that Wikipedia doesn’t mention, he was in the US until he joined a mission to Peru in 1981, so he should meet the residency requirement.

    • He has not been impeached and convicted, so he meets that requirement.

    • He has not rebelled against the US, so he meets that requirement…

    • He has not yet been elected to be President more than twice, so he meets that requirement.

    According to WP, he’s still a US citizen.

    So I expect that he could. There are no restrictions on also being a foreign citizen (he is a citizen of Peru and Vatican City as well) or of not also being concurrently a foreign head of government.

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      He doesn’t give off enough pedo energy to simultaneously be a priest and the US president.

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          The issue with the majority of the Catholic Church wasn’t that they were pedos, it was that they weren’t willing to do anything about those within the church that were pedos. It’s not even limited to pedophilia, even; they turn a blind eye to many things that would cast the church in a bad light. Better to keep it in house and sweep it under the rug. I had an (adult) family member who was sexually harassed by the principal of the school she worked at. They sent everyone to sexual harassment training, including her, rather than deal with it appropriately. He was not fired.

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          Possibly. I guess my standards have been affected by how poorly the current pedo in chief hides it.

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      There are no restrictions […] of not also being concurrently a foreign head of government.

      This seems like this is going to be a weird problem for some future America