Fun fact, Cesar was actually named after the salad. His mother was eating one in August and that’s the month he was born in, so that was his name.

Aeneas would disagree. Geographically Turkish and pretty much at war with everything considered Greek nowadays.

All because of Paris being an early adopter of Apple.

There’s a Mister Polybius on line 2. He sounds very annoyed. Says the Association of Veterans of the Punic Wars would like to have a word.