• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    Oh boy, core memory unlocked.

    My first sexual encounter was 69ing on the floor while the food network was on. My head game was a lot better than hers, so she couldn’t really concentrate on upholding her side of the bargain. There I was, spelling out the ABCs watching Rachel Ray talking about pasta facials.