Nah man that does nothing for me. Suicide is the most peaceful way out he could possibly ask for. Its a tragedy that Hitler managed to kill himself before being publicly skinned alive.
If we go by Shattered Union canon, Trump and a sizable portion of Congress will be killed by a nuclear weapon during his 3rd term inauguration, secretly masterminded by Russia.
I’d much prefer a massive heart attack during one of his dumbass rallies. Kills him instantly while collapsing at the podium. His poorly fitted pants falling down as he falls face first into the ground. The sound of his death shits rattling through a mostly empty arena, and red hatted supporters behind him are sprayed by copious amounts of McDonalds and Diet Coke fueled diarrhea. He’ll probably fucking die on the toilet, but I can dream for a moment like this, can’t I?
He will commit suicide before relinquishing the Oval Office is my guess.
I prefer he be Mussolinied.
Stop. I can only get so erect…
Nah man that does nothing for me. Suicide is the most peaceful way out he could possibly ask for. Its a tragedy that Hitler managed to kill himself before being publicly skinned alive.
It’s Trump. He’ll botch it.
If we go by Shattered Union canon, Trump and a sizable portion of Congress will be killed by a nuclear weapon during his 3rd term inauguration, secretly masterminded by Russia.
I’d much prefer a massive heart attack during one of his dumbass rallies. Kills him instantly while collapsing at the podium. His poorly fitted pants falling down as he falls face first into the ground. The sound of his death shits rattling through a mostly empty arena, and red hatted supporters behind him are sprayed by copious amounts of McDonalds and Diet Coke fueled diarrhea. He’ll probably fucking die on the toilet, but I can dream for a moment like this, can’t I?
Isn’t he building a bunker under the ballroom?
The price tag suggests a Palantir data center, much like the hardened data centers they sole Israel a few years ago.
He won’t be able to do that.
He’s a coward, he won’t do it.
F’s to the guy who will eventually end up killing Trump.
Every day the whitehouse pharmacists roll the dice with him dying on their watch and ending up the scapegoat.