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    • I_Jedi@lemmy.today
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      1 day ago

      If we go by Shattered Union canon, Trump and a sizable portion of Congress will be killed by a nuclear weapon during his 3rd term inauguration, secretly masterminded by Russia.

    • dizzle18@lemmy.zip
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      1 day ago

      I’d much prefer a massive heart attack during one of his dumbass rallies. Kills him instantly while collapsing at the podium. His poorly fitted pants falling down as he falls face first into the ground. The sound of his death shits rattling through a mostly empty arena, and red hatted supporters behind him are sprayed by copious amounts of McDonalds and Diet Coke fueled diarrhea. He’ll probably fucking die on the toilet, but I can dream for a moment like this, can’t I?

      • Greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org
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        1 day ago

        Every day the whitehouse pharmacists roll the dice with him dying on their watch and ending up the scapegoat.