Imagine slogging your way back down a trail after a weekend of backpacking, eager to get back to the hallmarks of civilization: hot showers, beer, and nachos. And imagine the trailhead comes in sight! You quicken your pace, eager to get to your waiting vehicle only to discover… flat tires? Severed brakes? And you’re... Read More Read More
“I swear, your honor, I didn’t cut his brake lines, it was the damn pork-u-pines!”
Protip: Crimp em, don’t cut them
-Totally not a porcupine