“Brake Linings” sounds weird. They’re eating Brake Lines in case anyone else has the same early morning fog as me.
I was wondering how they’d get to the brake linings aka pad/shoe material. They’re tenacious but there’s just not much room. Lines makes much more sense and is a lot more dangerous.
With their good set of Craftsman tools and accessories. See your local Crasftsman Tool Dealer!
I feel like porcupines would be more Dewalt.
“I swear, your honor, I didn’t cut his brake lines, it was the damn pork-u-pines!”
Protip: Crimp em, don’t cut them
-Totally not a porcupine
That is not a phrase I expected to hear. Even as an Australian.
Given that they regularly eat the fuzz off of deer antlers* after they are shed, I am open to any odd dietary choices from porcupines.
*this odd porcupine factoid was of great amusement to one of our kids when they were of kindergarten age and liked to play the “guess what animal I am game.”
That was also my thought.
Mostly just picturing them careful disassembling the brakes to eat the pads
Funnily enough, porcupines are likely also responsible for why the remains of Gigantopithecus, the 10ft-tall orangutans that lived up until around the development of sapiens, have such sparse remains.
Bigfoot, c’est toi?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantopithecus
