To be fair, it must be pretty hard being Trump’s lawyer. I imagine there’s a lot of, “Is there anything else you should be telling us?” and “Are you certain of that or would you like to try remember more or double-check first?” conversations. Then you get in court and shit still goes terribly because your client’s like a kid with chocolate on their mouth and told you he didn’t eat the cupcakes.
He’s going to care if he wins in the criminal trials, especially the one in Georgia he couldn’t definitely pardon if he was president. He probably couldn’t pardon the others because it’s legally questionable whether a president can pardon himself, but he’ll sure try.
Idk, assuming you have bills to pay you’ll want to be able to get paying work in the future (especially since TFG won’t be paying), which is harder if googling your name comes back with nothing but clown pictures.
Sure thing, but his behaviour around lawyers has been known for decades and yet they still took this utterly impossible to represent client. Fuck them.
To be fair, it must be pretty hard being Trump’s lawyer. I imagine there’s a lot of, “Is there anything else you should be telling us?” and “Are you certain of that or would you like to try remember more or double-check first?” conversations. Then you get in court and shit still goes terribly because your client’s like a kid with chocolate on their mouth and told you he didn’t eat the cupcakes.
When he was in the White House, two of his lawyers would never see him alone to avoid him lying to them and telling them different things.
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He’s going to care if he wins in the criminal trials, especially the one in Georgia he couldn’t definitely pardon if he was president. He probably couldn’t pardon the others because it’s legally questionable whether a president can pardon himself, but he’ll sure try.
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He would still go to jail once he has no “presidential duties” to attend to, right? Right?
Idk, assuming you have bills to pay you’ll want to be able to get paying work in the future (especially since TFG won’t be paying), which is harder if googling your name comes back with nothing but clown pictures.
Sure thing, but his behaviour around lawyers has been known for decades and yet they still took this utterly impossible to represent client. Fuck them.
“Donny, Donny!” “Yes Papa?”
Oh God