FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agoGod's thicc juicy assmander.xyzimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down13file-text
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minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up34·9 days agoMoses: Lord, please give me a glimpse of your magnificence. God: I will pass before you, but you must avert your eyes. Moses: Why? God: You can’t handle all this cake.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 days ago“And on the eighth day, God spontaneously created diabetes, because he was so caked up”
Moses: Lord, please give me a glimpse of your magnificence.
God: I will pass before you, but you must avert your eyes.
Moses: Why?
God: You can’t handle all this cake.
“And on the eighth day, God spontaneously created diabetes, because he was so caked up”