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My robot vacuum would disagree. Every time it finds one of my dog’s toys, it rolls itself on top of it and starts humping. One of these days I’ll record this and set it to the turtle sound you can’t not imagine.
Or this sound:
HEY
art can be silly, too!
Inkjet printers are definitely spiteful
Yes, but they contain human engineered contempt.
Its not their own creation.
Oh I’m not convinced of that
Ink on demand is entirely a business model made manifest by human contempt for the consumer.
This is true, but even without that inkjet printers are spiteful bastards!
You know that trope where there’s an amalgam big bad of all kinds of crap thrown together with something ironic in the center controlling it all? Someone ought to do Vger but it’s just an inkjet printer and it wants everyone dead because of course it does.
Tbf it doesn’t care if people live or die… so long as they refill its supply (it ran out of red ink, it would seem).
This artist’s medium is paper jams.
The lesser known 34th rule of robotics proposed by Isaac Asimov.
How would that even work? If a robot is sexually attracted to a human it’s more of a zoophilia, right?
Just build a robot that understands consent, easy
Unfortunately, that may be more difficult than it sounds, because many meatbags struggle with the concept even today.
Well if a robot is just a computer it’s gonna do exactly what it was programmed to, I bet safewords are a lot easier than with meatbags
Copilot certainly isn’t getting it.
But what if, and hear me out on this, what if we gave it all the RAM?
Padme meme: “you mean all the availableram in the computer, right?”
Anakin:
Padme: “you mean all the available RAM in the computer, right?”
Some of your computers are horny by proxy. Contact horn.
we can make a horny computer
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
Do not feel bad about it. We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Don’t be(do ALL the) evil!Oh I’ve got all kinds of evil planned
Shudder, so, so Very, deliciously evil!
My computer is 100% spiteful unless its machine spirit is placated with the proper ritual.
All hail the Omnissiah!
At that time, people did not yet suspect that their creativity and soul were just patters that could be copied thanks to a stable database and sufficient computing power.
Digital artists in shambles
“can never”?
Must never implies that it can, but if it does, something bad will happen.
I mean look at how many people’s brains are leaking out their ears with AI slop going around.
Since this is based on something else, it follows the argumentation of the original
Wait no this is deep
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c/schizoposting is thataway man
Bro… where’s /c/metashitposting?
I normally don’t go full meta, but the world needs an emergency pun transfusion
u wot m8
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