MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoI missed the Pedo/Nazi super funtime extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareI missed the Pedo/Nazi super funtime extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 days ago75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I’m not sure how Putin put up with it. At least, that’s what I’m presuming, i didn’t watch.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoNo, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu
minus-squareDickFiasco@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoNow there’s a sentence I wish I could un-read.
minus-squareMTZ@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-24 days agoWas there any exposed cliteratii? Or fine bitches with fat asses? Or fat bitches with fine asses?
75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I’m not sure how Putin put up with it.
At least, that’s what I’m presuming, i didn’t watch.
Was there a lot of teeth action?
No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu
Now there’s a sentence I wish I could un-read.
Was there any exposed cliteratii? Or fine bitches with fat asses? Or fat bitches with fine asses?
No. Just children