til he hung from the rail by his finger tip
millie said floyd i’ll make you lose your grip
with this tiny piece of paper i can make you slipGuys, there’s EXTRA CONTEXT for this one!
Is the context not the jets ‘fallen’ in the ocean?
This looks AI generated
It’s clearly morged /s
continvoucly?
Yah there is a lot of nonsensical compression artifacts, and they’re of wildly varying scales.
IKR? The F-35 wasn’t designed to suddenly transition to ground vehicle like the Osprey
Every aircraft suddenly transitions to a ground vehicle if you use it wrong enough. Design is beside the point.
Not with that attitude it isn’t.
Nah, the text makes sense and is not a garbled Zalgo mess.
Yeah, but the joke is
A lot of AI shit nowadays can make readable text.
Huh, interesting. I haven’t see that yet. I guess it was just a matter of time.
In the shitting position, with both hands engaged, while still wearing underwear?
You follow the example set by the president.
To facilitate cleaning: wipe with the underwear, remove it, wash on the sea, wear it again
they don’t actually do#2, do they? 0.o
seamen are required to hold their shit for their entire deployment, it’s a known fact. When they get home they release one giant shit.
Might wanna drop those skivvies (belted skivvies? That’s new.) in step 2, otherwise you can skip all this nonsense and just shit yourself.
If you’re the buddy, be sure to keep your mouth shut
What is the buddy supposed to hang on to?
His dignity.
Hence the bit about always wearing a life vest.
Isn’t the F-35 picture a reference to an American aircraft carrier losing a plane in the ocean by banking too hard during a maneuver?
that is the official explanation. But when it’s 3 and in the Red Sea I suspect they could be lying again. Also one of their ships suddenly has to leave for ‘urgent repairs’. All is well.
I know there were two F18s that subgraded into submarines, one in April the other in May
When I first read this, I thought subgraded meant “fell into the water and sank” and “into subs” meant hit them/wrecked in to subs (that were near the ship at the time the aircraft sank). Insert spongebob (too much) time passing meme. Oh…
Sometimes I find Peter Explains the Joke funny. Sometimes I need it. I hope you’ve had a good day. This has been mine.
