• Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip
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      14 days ago

      So is the buddy optional or do you just shit yourself while holding hands with your new bestie on the edge of the ship

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          14 days ago

          It isn’t.

          It would only become gay if the buddy offered to be shat on, but that can’t happen on the ship.

          Why?

          If the ship has no functioning toilets (otherwise why shit like this), chances are it never even had a working shower.

          The higher-ups would be livid.

          Truly a anti-gay ship.