• No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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    5 hours ago

    Buddy shows up, flying, flaming sword, tells you God with a capital G is gonna knock you up, kinda high pressure, no?

    But hey, she should be grateful. Its a 'uge honor! Really, He’s doing this for her. And He’s God. When You’re God, they let You do what You want. You just (metaphisically) grab em by the pussy, right? Otherwise, someone’s gonna be a pillar of salt…

    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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      4 hours ago

      If I were an omniscient being who can read minds choosing who to be My mortal incarnation’s mother, I’d pick a lady who wants to do the job. You pick a lady who doesn’t want to be impregnated, you might be abused or neglected. If you want good mortal parents, you pick people who want to be your parents.