Visible from the 480 freeway, three bright pink silos marked “Cocoa,” “Milk,” and “Sugar” sit on the grounds of Malley’s Chocolates in Brook Park. The location is home to the company’s chocolate factory and a shop lined with shelves painted in a shade staff simply call “the Malley pink.” (The color is hard to put your finger on, but it’s quite close to Baker-Miller pink, which has famously been shown in psychiatric experiments to have a calming effect.) Malley’s has been a local institution...
As a Michigander, I must inform you that Ohioans are typically not what the rest of the country would consider “of intelligence”. Hell, most of them are not what I would consider “of teeth”.
There are 25 people, more than any other state, who are from Ohio that are astronauts. Ohio is so bad that people are not only leaving it, they leave the whole fucking planet.
What’s the only sign of intelligence in Toledo? “MICHIGAN - 5 MILES”
And it’s labelled right on them.
Seems pretty obvious
As a Michigander, I must inform you that Ohioans are typically not what the rest of the country would consider “of intelligence”. Hell, most of them are not what I would consider “of teeth”.
There are 25 people, more than any other state, who are from Ohio that are astronauts. Ohio is so bad that people are not only leaving it, they leave the whole fucking planet.
What’s the only sign of intelligence in Toledo? “MICHIGAN - 5 MILES”
From Ohio, can confirm.
This applies to Oklahoma as well, except the astronaut thing
We don’t joke about Oklahoma out of pity.
Sad wind sweepin’ down the plain noises.