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irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 days ago

Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 days ago
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You may remember the last time i did this: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/37430077 .

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    Why do lucky days come from replies with vowels in them?

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      ed ykkkkkkkkkkmjb

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    What’s the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?

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      hnjbb bhj

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        “hold nose, jab bleach”

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    What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?

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      ccccvvbbmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /.,

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    Jfyvshjht uffh. Gsgb huhgryuhhhkjh?

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      fdgddddddddddd

  • Today@lemmy.world
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    What’s a guinea pig’s favorite food?

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      kjkl lk l;jm

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    Are you being held against your will and forced to do mundane tasks so your master can gather fake internet point?

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      mmmmmmmmmmm,…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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        Ahh…so you’re doing it for the snacks. Gotcha.

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    How do I get rid of this hangover?

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      cnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmc5 2222222222222222`m2

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    What is my password? I’ve forgotten.

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      r3

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        I’m in!

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    Wheek wheek wheeeeeek!

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      weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadsxfgh

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        Wheek, wheek wheek. Wheek wheek?

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    Why is she so cute?

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      n0o vh

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        “no vaginha”

        edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got

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    Reminds me of the guy on YouTube that let his goldfish pick stocks. (His goldfish outperformed r/WallStreetBets)

    Dr. Guinea Pig, can you explain quantum entanglement to me?

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      JÓl’ 'lllllllll

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    What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

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      kkl’

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        but what about 42?!!!

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    Is the riemann hypothesis actually true?

    Type a pair even amount of character if yes, or an impair odd amount if no.

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      serrrrrrrrrrwq2122222222222``````````````

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      Fwiw, it’s “even” and “odd” in english

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        Oh, my bad, thank you sir

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    What should I do tomorrow? I got some time off.

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      djtym n

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        Thank you, very wise.

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    I’m looking for rigorous references for stochastic calculus. Can you give me some references?

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      tyhsgmmmmmmmmk

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        Thank you ♥️

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          tyhsgmk: thank you honestly so goddam muuuuuuch kay? 😁

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        “thank you high school gimmick”

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