That’s not true. Like if I don’t try to win a game of poker, I don’t lose money. If I don’t try to pass a test, I don’t fail the test.
That line of logic never works with teachers tho
Sure it does, have you ever failed a class you weren’t taking?
No, but I have failed assignments that I didn’t complete.
So you were trying to take the class. See, I didn’t try to take that class and I didn’t fail any assignments, even though I also didn’t complete them.

Misses the “will forever be brooding about what would have happened if you had tried” outcome.
I much prefer the sharp pain of failure or rejection over the dull ache of regret. The acute pain will fade, the ache will linger.
Untrue, you can win without trying
That’s why I don’t try — you can be certain of the outcome ahead of time 😎
I don’t buy lottery tickets for a reason.
generally true but don’t forget about luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
Never stop never stopping
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
-Michael Gretzky
Tell that to Luigi.
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There’s plenty of situations that aren’t polar win vs lose.
…do I go to the shops today, in bad weather, or tomorrow in good? This dumbass comic puts you in bad weather.
Do I try sending her a dick pic?
Do i push through the crippling social anxiety?
I’m hungry, do I try human flesh for the first time?





