My partner was initially really upset when she overheard me troubleshooting some difficult problem on my computer. She was concerned that I was super mad. Now she understands that it’s just mild irritation when I swear at the screen. If I stop troubleshooting and walk into the other room to have a chat, I’m still in a great mood.

Dumbass fucking computers. I hate 'em as much as I love 'em.