• TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip
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    6 days ago

    To expand on this post, high fructose corn syrup doesn’t freeze right so it was just a goopy sticky mess of a toilet paper roll. Not unlike your drunkle Bob’s morning Choco Belagio Festivo, or the biggest fountain this side of the rio grande. Poor aunt Evelyn. That woman is a saint.