• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    I owned a Ford Festiva, made by Kia, in the 90s. But at that point, I had a fully developed penis and did not need a truck. The 4 doors were for the excess women this attacted.

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      2 days ago

      Loved those back in the day but they were not safe and a lot of people died in them. There’s no chance that car would pass today’s crash tests.

      I had a serious fetish for Ford EXPs and Escorts in the late 80s / early 90s. Me and my buddies did lots of hop-up work and engine rebuilds. Set aside the nostalgia though and they were absolute piles of crap.

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        18 hours ago

        That’s not actually true. They got a below average safety rating for impacts on pedestrians.