lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3年前What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?message-squaremessage-square646fedilinkarrow-up1626arrow-down117
arrow-up1609arrow-down1message-squareWhat is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3年前message-square646fedilink
minus-squareJee@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·3年前I swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in public
minus-squareteawrecks@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3年前For maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a “BONG” noise. It’s literally the same technology as a radar detector.
minus-squarecone_zombie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3年前Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chin
minus-squareelectrogamerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3年前Closing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.
minus-squareBigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3年前And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3年前The best id the look on people’s faces when it works.
I swear these comments look more and more like a ploy to make me look stupid in public
For maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a “BONG” noise. It’s literally the same technology as a radar detector.
Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chin
Closing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.
And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread
The best id the look on people’s faces when it works.