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Never, ever, never trust a Klingon
With each wipe you will feel the strong sting of honor
Your asshole will start looking like that guy’s forehead in a couple days

There are no Klingons with that TP.
People who use bidets have no honor. Cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Wonder if he pairs it with prune juice, or some nights are better Starfleet’s way. Get transported in the middle of the night without having to wake up for the bathroom. No wonder battle conditions suck.




