• compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    In probably sixth grade, four of my friends held me to the ground, one on each arm and leg, while a fifth brought the girl I liked over and told her I had something I wanted to ask her.

    I’m not sure how they thought it would go, but needless to say, she wasn’t interested.

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      They forgot to add a step where you pretend to fight back and beat them up while the fifth friend was bringing the girl over.

      It probably still wouldn’t work but it’s way more fun that way.