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      1 day ago

      Why don’t we let AI control all banks? And why not have it choose elections?

      Gemini, please choose the next president of the united States!

      Sure! We will be avoiding names that start with a Tr because those are usually pedo.

      I propose a soda can, a dry yellow marker, and a new N95 mask from Costco because they come in a package of 20. And my decision is…drum roll please!..A dry Yellow Marker!

      Originally from Minnesota, Dr. Yellow Marker spent all its days finding issues with a bank statements at the end of the month. Thru its career it found 5000 issues at Wells Fargo! Then he retired to Wastebasket, a large container home for retirees like it.

      As president of the united States he could get its tip soaked in acetone to give us at least a good 2 or 3 days worth of issue marking!