Spider plant.
Spider plant.
Does everything a spider can’t.
When it sits.
In the sun.
Photosynthesis just for fun.
Look out!
Look out for spider plan.I’m not depriving that fire of any combustible material. Sorry, plant.
Here, take my gasoline!
The spider plant is indestructible and may put the fire out.
Quickly extricate the plant and you will ensure it can’t fuck the fire up, and it provides an opportunity for your car to leave you piles of puke
Not even grabbing the plant. I’d punch musk in the face & gtfo.
Good choice. Vance has no charisma to lead the right and Trump will be dead in 5 years. The billionaire Nazi is a good choice.
Plus musk doesn’t have secret service to block him. Only his dumb face.
At least the plant does some good in the world.
That is going to be the most saved plant in the history of plants.
I’m not taking any chances, nothing is leaving that room. Your sacrifice will be honored, spider plant.
…spider plant, spider plant…
Does whatever a spider plant does
…shoots its children off a shelf, more reliable than an Elf-on-the-Shelf…
Lookout! Here comes the Epstein files!
It’s not exactly that I wish to harm any of them. It’s just that they all believe in strong individualism and I’d hate to help them when they have made it very clear that needing help is weakness in their religion. I’m sure they’d feel much better burning than receiving help from anyone.
Did the plant sieg hiel or something?
It’s probably worth tipping the plant out of the pot, and checking nobody’s hidden the Epstein files in the soil.
Yeah, just do it once you are out of the room with it.
I know the rooms engulfed in flames, I’m the one who set it on fire!
Good work. You taking the plant or nah?
That plants a violent war criminal, it can die with the rest.
Understandable.
If they see me saving the plant and myself, I think the only real fight to stop me would be with Elon. Trump is too old to chase after me. Vance is too busy fucking a couch. Elon, he has some body flabs, but I would not underestimate him.
Save the only one with feelings.
I have a spider plant that was supposedly propogated from a spider plant that that belonged to an Aunt-in-law that was given to her by JFK Jr.
Kind of a running joke in the family but a lot of us have descendants and call them all “JFK Jr.”
So, I’m saving John-John. Sorry not sorry, don’t lose your head.
Sorry plant, I was going to save you but I saw a folder called “underacted Epstein files”. Surely you understand
