They get dismissed as a natural rock formation and somehow people claim that only in modern times have people considered them slides and it drives me nuts. They’re so obviously slides, the biggest ones have been worn smooth by centuries of asses going down them (a geologist I met while down there was working on proving it was centuries of asses that had polished them), any child ever will go “fuck yeah I’m gonna go slide down that”, and yet people constantly either ignore or dismiss them. Just argh.
I’d like to hear more about the fucking slides, if you’re opening to telling me about them. They sound interesting.
These things.
They get dismissed as a natural rock formation and somehow people claim that only in modern times have people considered them slides and it drives me nuts. They’re so obviously slides, the biggest ones have been worn smooth by centuries of asses going down them (a geologist I met while down there was working on proving it was centuries of asses that had polished them), any child ever will go “fuck yeah I’m gonna go slide down that”, and yet people constantly either ignore or dismiss them. Just argh.
Yes. I want to know about the slides. I hope this isn’t like some super secret and the second they brought it up they were disappeared.
The slides are just ignored, the real super secret is all the tunnels at the site (the lizardpeople made them)